ETIQUETTE

Timeliness:

Punctuality is of utmost importance, as My time is very precious. DO NOT arrive early or late for your appointment. It takes time for Me to prepare for your arrival, and I do have things other matters to attend to when you are scheduled to depart.

Proper Grooming and Cleansing:

Your toenails and fingernails are to be clipped short; pubic hair should be neatly trimmed (if it cannot be cleanly shaven). Feet, toenails, fingernails, and the pubic region are be cleaned thoroughly, and you must use deodorant. I am less than likely to approach you at close range if you are exuding putrid dragon's breath; make certain to brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash. Do not arrive with chewing gum in your mouth; is not proper oral hygiene, and I consider gum chewing to be very bad manners on your part.

I require that you thoroughly clean all bodily orifices prior to seeing Me. Giving yourself an enema is strongly discouraged, unless you administer it to yourself AT LEAST 4 hours before your appointment; the use of fingers and soap is sufficient. Do not use a Fleet brand disposable enema, ever. If you administer an enema to yourself less than 4 hours prior to your appointment, I will be able to tell. Do not try to be sneaky!

Nourishment:

I recommend consuming a small, healthy meal a few hours prior to play. Do not eat a large meal right before your session; this will only serve to give you a bad stomach ache, and little else in the means of torture. It is also recommended that you bring a bottle of water to your appointment. BDSM activities have the tendency to be strenuous, and consuming fresh water will ensure that you are properly hydrated.

Proper courtesy:

Is had been My misfortune to deal with rude, prying, personal, and otherwise UNAPPROPRIATE questions from impudent little sluts. Examples of the following inane inquires have been posed to Me in the past, and should NOT be asked of me:

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend; is your girlfriend/boyfriend here; will your girlfriend/boyfriend join in the session and watch me jerk off/let me suck his cock, Mistress?

My personal life is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

As for having another party present during a session? Guest Mistresses and female submissives are available for sessions by prior request only.

Am I your last session of the day, Mistress? How many sessions do you do every day, Mistress? Do the other slaves have bigger cocks than me, Mistress?

Are you really 6' tall, Mistress?

Am I turning you on, Mistress? Do you like this, Mistress?

Of course I enjoy playing, you halfwit. Would it make sense for Me to spend years honing my skills and amassing a spectacular collection of toys and costumes if I disliked this?

etc., etc... -Be respectful!

To schedule a live session call (412)721-0322 11am to 11pm EST.

• I accept appointments from 9:00 am to 11:00 pm, seven days a week.
• Calling before or after these times is NOT ACCEPTABLE (unless I instruct you to do so otherwise).
• While short notice appointments may be possible, it is STRONGLY recommended that you contact Me at least five hours in advance.
  
  email Madame Ingrid at IngridtheValkyrie@yahoo.com
  
  SVB Media Arts
  P.O. Box 5078
  Pittsburgh, Pa. USA
  15206